autostraddle 

Autostraddle (sometimes abbreviated as ASS or A/S) is a website for women of non-hetero orientations that features articles and images on different topics that are of concern to non-heterosexual women such as gender politics, feminism, sexuality, gay rights, etc.
The term itself is something of a joke to its readers which is essentially straddling something or someone, or humping said object/individual.

Person 1: I found the BEST article about being genderqeer on Autostraddle today! It was so informative.

autostraddle by VeganSunShine August 18, 2011

Auto-straddle 

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

Auto-straddle by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Auto-straddle 

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

Auto-straddle by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008