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austined

When you get a vehicle stuck (usually in a video game) in such a way that you cannot back or drive it out. A reference to the movie Austin Powers where he wedges a factory cart between two walls trying to turn it around.
Dood, you austined our ride!
by Gamadin Rennic September 16, 2007
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Austin Carlile

The ex-screamer for Attack! Attack! and is now in a band called Of mice & men. He is freaking amazing at vocals and did all of the recording for "someday came suddenly" by Attack! Attack! and was also the vocals for the I kissed a girl cover on punk goes pop 2.
"Is Austin Carlile awesome?'
"Very"
by sonofamitch May 20, 2009
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austin cabaniss

Austin Cabaniss is the most amazing guy in the world. He gives the best hugs and always smells good. He's the perfect boyfriend and treats his girlfriend like a princess. Austin has a good sense of humor and is able to make his girlfriend laugh hysterically.
by Chridtine November 12, 2013
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Pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".
''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''
by Lasisalunatic May 14, 2013
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Austin

Wears cowboy hats to funerals.
"Goddamit Austin, not again."
by Muffler man January 23, 2019
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Pulled an Austin!

The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.
"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".
by bluuecheese123 April 1, 2010
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Austintude

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)
Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!
by Texas Expert June 23, 2010
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