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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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AI Auditing

The act of habitually scrutinizing online posts for evidence of AI-generated content, often in a disparaging manner that undermines genuine engagement and distracts from the substance of conversations. Practiced by individuals who prioritize the detection of AI usage over contributing to or fostering meaningful discourse, AI auditing is criticized for its presumptive nature and the unwarranted skepticism it casts on participants' authenticity.
"Despite the insightful discussion on climate change, the thread quickly devolved into AI auditing, with several members accusing others of not crafting their responses personally."
by Vrykolakas February 21, 2024
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Audition

The scariest thing about being in a play/movie/tv show
Person 1:Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Person 2:???
Person 1: AUDITIONS ARE TODAY!!!!!!
by Doglover777 January 12, 2019
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Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.
I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.
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Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?
Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?
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dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.
Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.
by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014
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Audit

Derived from Latin word "Audire", which meanse to hear.
It is also refer as a verification of assertion.
Chartered accountant auditing the books of accounts of company x.
by Nickbhury November 24, 2021
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