Autosexual

Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.

Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.

"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."

by Pofigist December 13, 2004

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to or has sex with automobiles.

Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!

Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.

Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!

Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.

Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!

Buk: Fucking automofag...

by Cholo Domexicano April 26, 2014

autosexual

The act of being attracted to cars.

"I looooove cars!" said Roland. "Are you autosexual, like attracted to cars.?" said some random guy.

by Pulling A STEVEN February 28, 2017

Acosexual

Acosexuality is the sexual attraction to asexual people, which is kinda ironic, because the only people they are sexually attracted to, are the only people who don't experience it.

Jeff: I am acosexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jeff: The sexual attraction to asexuals
Jim:: That is pretty sad bro
Jeff: I know

by Omnisexual mess July 18, 2020

Autosexual

Being sexually attracted to an automobile/vehicle. Some may mistake this for loving themselves, but they're all wrong. That is called "Love Yourself" go check out BTS album xoxo

Boy 1:"Hey do you see that Australian girl over there?"

Boy 2: "I heard she's Autosexual...look out.. or your Lamborghini is going to get snatched."

Boy 1: "Oh shit ok. Thanks for the heads up."

by DokiDoke April 16, 2020

Autosexual

An individual that does anything to get a ride or be in a car, most of the time they don’t have their own.

That boy an Autosexual he’ll agree with me if I say the sky is red as long as I drive him downtown

by bbunny2510 August 20, 2021

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to themself. Autosexuality differs from autophilia in that it is always a primary attraction (more likely to be attracted to themself than anyone else) while autophilia can be preferential (preferred but not required). Despite the name, autosexual is not a sexual orientation.

I would rather have sex with a clone of myself or masturbate, than someone else because I am autosexual.

by Shugunou January 26, 2023