hairacter actor

A character actor who, like Samson, derives all his power from the hairstyle of his role.

Gary Cole. The greatest hairacter actor around.

by Sean Galbraith August 9, 2006

resting actor

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010

recycled actors

A term that means when a television network is so damn cheap that instead of hiring new actors to star in their new series or shows, they'll take actors from other shows or movies (that are on their network) and put them in it. Disney is the biggest culprit of this and no one notices because everyone loves Disney right? But, how many things are they going to stick frikn Ashley Tisdale in?

Girl 1: Hey! High School Musical is on, and look, it's Ashley Tisdale!

Girl 2: Hey! The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is on, and theres Ashley Tisdale again. And hey, Hannah Montana is guest starring!

Girl 1: Hannah Montana? But wasn't she on Corey in the House, yesterday?

Girl 2: Who cares? You know Disney uses recycled actors.

by Anayo [mecca] August 25, 2007

actorbating

self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery

I didn't believe a word Scott said in that role. He was actorbating all over the stage.

by Writer Diva November 19, 2010

autoretardification

When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.

Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.

by Beacock April 19, 2013

autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect

Oh man yesterday I had an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

liquid actor

Liquid actor is a background actor normally in a porn scene, he is not the main actor and is unable to penetrate the female. He can however, hang out in the background and masturbate or touch a boob.

John: Rail...you never have a cold one with the boys anymore..whats up with that?
Rail: Im sorry bro...I just started this new job and its very demanding...im a full time liquid actor now...
John: Oh thats sweet! I want to be a liquid actor too!!!!

by International Men of Leisure June 18, 2018