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Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.
"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment
by blake_blake March 29, 2015
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Attachment mom

A mother (biological, adoptive, foster, any legal maternal figure) who is overly attached to their child, or child figure. Generally, this translates to overprotective.
Dude, that guy has an attachment mom. She makes every single decision for him.
by Astrix August 29, 2016
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reactive attachment disorder

What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.
I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.
by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016
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Character Attachment Disorder (CDD)

When playing a roleplaying game, this unfortunate malady occurs when a player becomes so attached to their character, that they break the verisimilitude of the game by creating copies of their favored character.
This affliction can present itself in many ways, such as giving other characters the same name with slight variations or creating characters that have the same personality or mannerisms.
Wow, Keev cannot make an original character after Carmine. First, it was Barmine and now Karmine? He must have a pretty severe case of Character Attachment Disorder (CDD).
by HerrPetro March 22, 2019
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virtual attachment

A virtual attachment is an attachment that you reference in your email but fail to attach.
Ken,
In the attachment I have reference the cost of your purchase. Please make your check out for that amount.

Kris,
I did not receive an attachment with your email. Was this a virtual attachment (VA)??
by Prof K October 8, 2010
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stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.
So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.
by papa_bear January 28, 2008
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no attachments

#1 : Congrats mate you are in the friendzone
#2 : Dont be Clingy
#3 : Di ka mahal ng mahal mo in other words busted ka boi alam ko bigti na
PB : Please No attachments
Dude : (Kills Himself)
by Senpaii AlexIch August 22, 2017
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