asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.
A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!
by blahhhtastic August 26, 2008
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asswipe

Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.
I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!
by osama bin jimmy July 19, 2006
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asswipe

A male who thinks very highly of himself and alternates through many girls in his town. Often has nice swag, spiked hair, parasuco tees, wear white belts and VERY attractive. They are also well known for standing girls up, once they have you for a week, they get bored move on never talk to you again and don't talk to you for a good month and a half.
"he is soooooooooooo fucking hot, but such an asswipe'
by foreignfantasy111111 May 05, 2011
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asswipe

The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.
"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"
by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003
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asswipe

someone who has a messed up personality, does the wrong thing, or stinks!
boy: why do you keep disobeying me?...and take a bath asswipe!
girl: really?
boy: lol jk
by luluknobetter January 04, 2015
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asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words
guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"
by scottyboyy64 December 04, 2015
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A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.
You're a asswipe
by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014
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