Assignment

Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it's due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don't get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.

They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.

They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).

The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.

1. "OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!"

2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"

3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"

4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!

by Dancing-on-the-ceiling February 17, 2009

assdigger

A person who Fucks/rapes people in the ass.

Did you heard what happened to Bruce?
Yeah, He was fucked in the ass by Chuck,
Chuck is such an assdigger

by pornozano November 8, 2007

asswipe

An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by ices May 12, 2003

Asswipe

An asswipe is another word for a little bitch. When you don't feel like calling someone a bitch, you call them an asswipe. Asswipe can also be used to call someone a slut, a biotch, an asshole, and many other names.

Bry: God Sophia! Stop being such an asswipe!
Sophia: Sorry Bry, I won't be such an asswipe again.

by sophtoph June 18, 2013

Assignment

Something you do the night before it's due.

Shit, I have an assignment due tomorrow and I'm just sitting here masterbating.

by The Definer Guy August 31, 2015

asswipe

A person who revs their engine really loudly in a public area just to show off.

Car: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM GVFHBHYUFJFTYFUYGUFUFTYFUYFSYUGEGQFREFSBNCNJDJAZHSUDCIISOODEJDBCHJBSJS BDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM SPLORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jerry: man what a fucking asswipe

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019