Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

Butch Assidy

When you make a gun with both your hands and insert your forefingers in your woman's vagina and thumbs in her ass.

She always calls me Quick Draw McGraw when I give her the Butch Assidy

by Clintonamous August 11, 2016

assident

A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.

As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:

Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".

by Davey C. January 5, 2008

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 26, 2008

assidine

an act that is ass-like

It is an assidine move to dump your girlfriend four days before the Holiday dance.

by reztlemhcs November 29, 2009

Assidient

Assidient (ass-i-dient)

The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.

The tradic fruit assidient, by gorg

by Greatadrian April 4, 2011

asside

1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.

2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.

If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.

by robinlr April 8, 2008