Lazy Astronaut

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...

That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..

by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008

Astronaut in the Ocean

What you know about rolling down in the deep?

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.

by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021

astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.

"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"

by Cheytown April 1, 2016

AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).

I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.

by sarpvibes May 15, 2021

Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?

by Dbert71 December 23, 2008

The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015