asphalt ugly

term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat ass bitch

damn bro, yo bitch is asphalt ugly.

by josue July 13, 2004

George of Asphalt

When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.

Woah! Did you see that pot-hole? They really need to get a george of asphalt on there.

by weetiepeas December 24, 2010

asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

by rtil April 19, 2005

1% Asphalt Team

a team from asphalt 9: legends that are one of the best ever for their platform. they show exceptional performance with insane times in specific events, and always dominate in multiplayer. they are pending on their custom banner to their team.

1% Asphalt Team performs outstanding in the game Asphalt 9: Legends.

by booty licking bandits August 12, 2020

Asphalt Pussy

1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker

Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.

by bryken7 June 24, 2016

asphalt

The greatest discord bot ever fucking made

Invite asphalt or else cunt

by NitroClown October 10, 2019

asphalt quesadilla

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009