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Asshole

A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.

Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.

Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."
by darthdragongirl May 3, 2013
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you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole
by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017
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asshole beverage

The act of buying a beverage for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole beverage after cutting in line at the bar
by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
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toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use
Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole
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asshole drink

The act of buying a drink for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole drink after cutting in line at the bar
by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
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Fire Asshole

when you consume too much beefy chilli and your anus spews out all of the demon juices.
Damn bitch, i ate all dat chilli and now i have a big ol' fire asshole
by Anusjuice666 July 16, 2014
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Likeable Asshole

Someone who is classified as a douchebag but can also be nice & is well liked by his peers. This person also tells people the things no one else tells them but this information may be valuable to their life.
Quinten told me my haircut was fucked up and everyone else seems to think the same, he's really a likeable Asshole.
by Jack Swagger23 July 17, 2016
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