Assley

My nickname my real name is Ashley

Hey Assley what are you doing?

by anonymous April 1, 2021

Cock Assly

Something done in a half assed, bull shit, sloppy, fucked up manner.

Did you go to the bachelor party in the woods?
The party was planned very cock assly, and everything turned to shit.

by The Roocifer September 12, 2010

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

asslabia

The falling out of internal rectal tissue due to excessive rough anal sex.

I fucked that girl so hard in her ass that that it gave her asslabia

by Rugg, E July 6, 2008

aslayzing

A mixture of the words 'slay' and 'amazing'. Possibly first used by Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan during the livestreams they did to raise money for the Trevor Project.

Guys this is aslayzing we just raised another thousand dollars!

by ismiseralphie June 3, 2014