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oops, I had an assident.
by 46er September 27, 2009
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Assivore

An assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.
Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.
by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007
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Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.
Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.
by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006
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Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.
On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
by Slushgirl July 23, 2011
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assjiver

Someone who makes up what they're saying as they go, but manages to do so smoothly and deceptively. Especially apt if they use urban language or jive.
"You can't trust a word he says, man. He's nothing but an assjiver!"
by Assjiver originator September 12, 2008
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Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.
Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.
by Roberta James June 25, 2018
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Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".
let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.
by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014
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