Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by Yoda November 30, 2004

asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.

Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010

assila

Cute, determination and always motivated

She is so Assila

by Mohd Yusuf December 30, 2016

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

assial

assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers

Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.

by the caveman from south america February 23, 2005