asghar

The most special and beautiful person in the world. Asghar is a kind and loving character whom you can talk to about anything and everything, you will never meet another like him.

1. Asghar is so sweet!

by Rose_123 January 5, 2017

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

Asharie

A lazy, hungry, funny bitch that everyone wants to be friends with. Shes hella pretty and any boy wishes they could be with her but they cant because she only needs ben, jerrys, and jesus.

Damn, i need an Asharie

by Getyouanasharie May 20, 2018

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

ashari

An Ashari is a very fine specimen. They don't care about what you have to say about them. Very chill and pretty much down for whatever, but she knows her limits. I would suggest you get one as a friend. Sort of the smartest move i ever made. Don't get on her bad side because it's like walking barefoot on your own fiery grave. She's brutally honest and you'll know how she feels about you. She never stops smiling or laughing. Giggles like fuck. Always making up stupid theories and always has something irrelevant on her mind. She's not listening to your bullshit so stfu. G3T MON3Y $

laura: ashari, why do you think i'm a cat?
ashari: i wonder what a flies' organs look like.
laura: ...

by likeomgwtf July 16, 2009

Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009

asshamster

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003