A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
Get the Asstardia mug.Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.
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Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again
Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!
Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!
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by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010
Get the Penis In your Assface mug.n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012
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