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asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 27, 2005
mugGet the asshatsmug.

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat
"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"
by Stinky Nan June 3, 2017
mugGet the Asshatmug.

asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
by zoe2001 June 3, 2009
mugGet the asshatmug.

asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!
by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007
mugGet the asshatmug.

asshat

*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!
by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008
mugGet the asshatmug.

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."
by Clown asshat February 21, 2008
mugGet the asshatmug.

Asshat

Stop being such an asshat
by thebestaround69 October 28, 2014
mugGet the Asshatmug.

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