Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are
Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 21, 2005
The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.
Asshat
Asshat
by Stinky Nan June 02, 2017
Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
i.e. Michael English.
by zoe2001 June 04, 2009
The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.
See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
by Bueller aka asshat March 19, 2007
by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008
A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan
by Clown asshat February 22, 2008
A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
by Silty Loam March 10, 2010