ass pirate

a word yelled out of a moving car in a throaty voice to describe bike riders in casual clothing that are standing up off the seat while pedaling.

That guy is such an ass pirate.
ASS PIRATE!!!

by Patrick Wolf December 28, 2005

ass pirate

Much like ass hat, refering to someone as a fag(homo, gay, poof, faggot). Someone who likes anal sex preferally from the same sex, thus being a ass pirate for pirating alot of ass.

A> Dude your homo
B> Get fucked your a fag
A> Your a fucken ass pirate dude.

by Phillip K November 01, 2006

Ass Pirate

Some one who is a complete ass!! Likes bum sex, and lots of it.

"Nial is a total ass pirate"

by David Lehmann (aka. Lemming) November 20, 2003

ass pirate

A real jack-ass.

My day has been plundered by an ass pirate

by dick lane April 25, 2003

ass pirate

A gay, male navy sailor.

"Dude, be careful of using gay slurs around Petty Officer Jones. We heard that he is an ass pirate"

by Fatt Scott April 04, 2012

Ass pirate

A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.

After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.

by LivingLarge November 24, 2011

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005