Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Ashy

When a person of color's skin is so dry that their skin begins to turn a shade of white and crack. A slang term for extremely dry skin.

Peron1: I'm so ashy! It looks like I'm wearing a pair of white stockings!
Person2: Yea. Me too. Got any lotion?

by breenbreenqui December 19, 2014

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

Asphadelacy

Seeing through someone and their lies.

Now i'm older seeing your asphadelacy.

by Jr.FTW January 24, 2017

Ashyle

(Ashley) but pronounced like it sounds

This Irish Boy loves you!!! May the luck of the Irish ALWAYS be with you!!

by One Foxy Biatch April 18, 2004

asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.

Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005

asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!

by bone squid January 25, 2005