Asphalt Pussy

1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker

Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.

by bryken7 June 24, 2016

asphalt

The greatest discord bot ever fucking made

Invite asphalt or else cunt

by NitroClown October 10, 2019

asphalt quesadilla

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009

Asphalt 8: Airborne

All fun and games until Vivendi walk in.

This game is becoming another Asphalt 8: Airborne.

by Nikita Mazepin November 26, 2022

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

asphalt

Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Example:

Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.

by ed fagan January 20, 2008

asphalt

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.

by don'tyougomessinwithme February 27, 2011