ash wednesday

An inside joke from males in an YMCA adults seminar on learning to read and write.

"I wrote on the calendar that next wednesday will be 'ash wednesday' then girls will let us score.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

by Hali Sweep June 19, 2021

Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008

white ash wednesday

The sexual act of smearing cum on someones forehead in the shape of a cross.

The father said to his son "for you to become a man, you must first white ash wednesday a one night stand."

The girl was obviously not christian, so I had to convert her with a white ash wednesday to the dome.

Like Biggie smalls said "smack a bitch in the face take her gucci bag and white ash wednesday her in the face."

The reason Hitler was so angry is because no man or woman would let him give white ash wednesdays.

by HJF, MFG October 7, 2010

The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.

I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.

by j-bbam August 25, 2011

Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

by Holy G February 21, 2010