ASDA

Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud

‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’

by Kifaru September 1, 2020

ASDA

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA

criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu

by Kevin Dorito January 12, 2022

uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

asda

a shop

i went to asda

by ke,ru34seueuheuue May 4, 2023

asdas

what faggots call each other

asdas! I missed you so hard!

by chazdean123 July 14, 2018

dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023

ASDA

The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way

Shaniqua: I just had an asda

Marybell: Not fair i want an asda

by StealthyElectra January 6, 2022