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ASBO

an essential qualification for all chavs and general idiots who think that; beating the shit out of random people walking down the street/ throwing bricks through people's windows/ generally displaying how few brain cells they have, makes them look "hard".
chav admirer to chav: wow you've got an ASBO, you're so cool
*gazes at chav admiringly*

(please note this was translated from ineligible "slang" into ENGLISH)
by Colette2000 August 30, 2005
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Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.
Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!
by HotTeenBigBreatsPornhub April 18, 2020
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absotively

absolutely positively
I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!
by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003
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Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.
Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.
by AVANA March 20, 2011
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albotrouz

fuck that little mouse cause im an albotrouz
by Little Kid named Albotrouz December 9, 2015
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ASBO

A ban on an individual who demonstrates a particular anti-social behavior.
She got an ASBO after getting a bit crazy with herring sweats after too many ciders and doing donuts on the neighbors lawn.
by Seattleforge November 7, 2016
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nasty abbott

When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.
guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy with me after last night..
guy 2: Why not?
guy 1: I gave her a nasty abbott!
by alkureg October 12, 2008
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