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Armenian Code of Conduct

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.

1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.

2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.

3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.

4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.

5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****

6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.

7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!

8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.

9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.

10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.

11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.

12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.

13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
by BLANKBLANK24 April 30, 2009
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Argentina

Second largest country in South America and has a population of 40,000,000.

Received millions of European immigrants in the 18th and 19th century, it is said that over 90% of the Argentine population today is of foreign background - mainly from Spain, Italy, and France.

Argentina has the 7th largest Jewish population in the world, and the largest in latin america.

Beginning in 1865, foreigners from Wales, UK made a settlement in the Patagonia region of Argentina. It is still there today and the people there still speak Welsh. Apart from Welsh people's, Argentina is home to Germans, French, Dutch, and Polish people. Spanish, Italian, and French descendants make most of the population. 6% of Argentines have Indigenous backgrounds, mostly compromised from the Salta and Jujuy region in Argentina bordering Bolivia and Paraguay.

Argentina is Home of the best sports in the world.
Some of the achievements include:
-Winning Gold Medal in basketball in Athens 2004, and Bronze in 2008.
-Juan Martin del Potro (ARG) won the US Open in Tennis in 2009, defeating Swiss Roger Federer
-Angel Cabrera won the Master's Tournament 2009 in Golf over Tiger Woods
-The Argentine national Rugby team finished 3rd in the World Rugby Championships in 2007 and was invited to join the Tri-Nations union of rugbyin 2009, the most prestigious rugby union formed by Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa.
-The Argentine soccer team is a perennial power, having won the world cup in 1978 and 1986, losing in the 1990 final and advancing deep in tournaments at every international level. Argentina has won the most U-20 FIFA World Cups, having won in 1979, 1995, 1997, 2001, 2005, and 2007.
-Las Leonas, the Argentine women's Field Hockey team, is among the best in the world having won Gold in the 1987, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2003, and 2007 Panameric Games. They have also won Bronze in the past 3 Olympic games and have won the World Field Hockey Champions Trophy in 2008 and 2009, finishing third in 2007. Argentine Luciana Aymar is the only person in the history to win FIH Player of the Year award 5 times. Currently, Argentina is ranked 2nd in the world (September 2009).

Most, if not all, southern countries wish to be like Argentina, including Brazilians who are envious of Argentines in every single way. This has led to Argentines being some of the most conceited and egocentric people in the world.

Traveler's Digest ranked Buenos Aires, Argentina #3 in the world for Most Beautiful Women, only behind Copenhagen, Denmark and Stockholm, Sweden.
"That Argentine transfer student gets all the women"
"I know dude, I wish I was from Argentina"
by WorldFactbook September 19, 2009
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Armenian Genocide denial

Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
by Become a Screamer November 25, 2006
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VTEC Armenians

VTEC Armenians noun;plural: (You can also call them VTECs for short.) The word VTEC is a name of an engine found in a Honda S2000, or other Honda models. But a VTEC Armenian is simply a fresh-off-the-boat, Iranian Armenian. Here in LA, all the "VTECs" would choose a fixed up Honda Civic, than choosing a supercharged 1967 Camaro. These types of people enjoy street racing, as if they own the road. They like to listen to Techno, they have spiked hair everywhere, they pluck or wax their eyebrows, and they supposedly get "crunk" at parties, when they don't even know what crunk means, they constantly use persian words while speaking armenian, and they always have to use the word bro when they are speaking english. VTEC stands for Verjapes Tehranits Ekank California. This phrase in Armenian means, We have finally arrived from Tehran, Iran to California.
1. Wow, those VTEC Armenians were going 120 mph on the 134 Southbound.

2. Can't those VTECs stop busting out Techno, and close their windows?
by Levon September 9, 2005
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Armenia

The country responsible for producing the most kickass band in the world: System of a Down.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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Argentina Horse

This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Wow! That Girl is an Argentina Horse
Her legs are so long ... a specie of Argentina Horse
by Omegah September 10, 2020
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Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.
Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.
by Jmacd May 18, 2009
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