Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.

Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Armadillo

To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.

He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.

by Kraeloc May 22, 2004

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

Sunny the Armadillo

A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.

Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>

Sunny: You fail at life

by ChillyGod March 21, 2005

Armadildo

A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.

Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!

by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017

Armadildoing

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

Hidden Armadillo

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

by haleycakes March 11, 2010