Armadildo

A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.

Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!

by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017

Armadildoing

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

Hidden Armadillo

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

by haleycakes March 11, 2010

Armadillo Sack

a nice well-rounded and tight nutsack that rolls up like an armadillo when cold.

tyrone dropped his pants and showed us his armadillo sack for show and tell today.

by nutface May 5, 2008

armadillon

A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo

Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.

by branch lugrand October 3, 2006

Sunny The Armadillo

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

He'll never find me here!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

armadillio

Armadillo= one armadillo
Armadillio= many armadillos

Look there's an armadillo! Ah there are actually two armadillio! armadillio

by I'm a giraffe October 18, 2014