Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

by Henrok September 21, 2009

Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

by 3saysay3 October 6, 2015

appleseed

(Adj) A name for someone who says something very dumb.

Appleseed: How does an appleseed go to the top of a tree?
People:*sighs* appleseed

by big dick energy ariana grande December 12, 2019

Johnny apple weed

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice

"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned

by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

Applefied

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.

"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."

by P. cubensis August 22, 2011

Applewoods

A slang term used to identify and insult officers of the law.

Those punk ass Applewoods try to hem me up around P-Block but they couldn't pin me with nothin'

by Ayce Kaiden March 31, 2013