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Apolojizz 

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.
1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.
Apolojizz by Charlise November 2, 2007

APOLOLIE 

A mix between apology and lie. Particularly true when people are late. They always give you excuses that are often made up on their way, excuses that suit for an apology.
"I'll see you to-morrow at 6 at the "Land Oak", the 1st real date I have I'll be early to clear my throat... 6:20 then 30, 2 pints and a whisky and I see no one til 40 with an apololie that goes like this : "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a traffic jam...."
APOLOLIE by DIDJË August 14, 2008

Apolojizz 

To apologize with the intention of getting some; To apologize profusely in hopes of receiving sexual favors in return
After cheating on her with Erica, Sean was apolojizzing all over the place to Amanda
Apolojizz by sexii_mamii March 4, 2011

Apolojizz 

An orgasm after make-up sex.
Your apolojizz is excepted.
Apolojizz by Thug Life 69 May 19, 2009

apologizz 

when you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick bastard
man i saw this hot girl that i pissed off yesterday, and i went up to her and accidentally apologizzed in her face
apologizz by C Sizzle March 11, 2004

Apololies 

To lie, while apologizing.
Donald Oh, he's not in? I apololies.
Apololies by KaliaKatastrophe April 19, 2017