apocheir

If you look from the side of at a planet swinging around in its orbit, split the sun with a mirror and imagine a string, it all looks like a yo-yo. The point furthest from the sun is called aphelion. The point furthest away from the yo-yo hand is called, by analogy, apocheir.

Benny Profane, a schlemihl and human yo-yo, gets to an apocheir.

by General Alabom June 17, 2009

Apocalypse Now

Apocalypse Now is a movie based off the plot of the Joseph Conrad's 1902 novella "Heart of Darkness". The movie was directed by Francis Ford Coppola and stars Martin Sheen as Captain Benjamin L. Willard and Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz. Although the book was set in the Congo, the film was made into a Nam movie and was therefore set in Vietnam and Cambodia during the war. The basic plot is that Willard is sent up river to kill the rogue Colonel, who has been operating without orders and out of U.S. military control for some time. Both the book "Heart of Darkness" and the film "Apocalypse Now" are very symbollic and offer unique interpretations on several themes, but rather than try to discuss all of these you should really just read/watch the book/movie and keep an open mind.

"Apocalypse Now" is a pretty crazy movie that makes a lot more sense if you read "Heart of Darkness" First.

by Steve Martin February 1, 2007

Rectum Apocalypse

A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.

Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"

by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006

apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.

The horror. The horror.

by Blake February 18, 2005

Apache Attack Helicopter

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017

apocalypse goggles

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".

I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?

by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011

Apocali

Plural of Apocalypse

"I've survived ten apocali"

by Jakey47 August 5, 2016