Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Get the Census announcermug. Unknown Announcer in a McDonald's Commercial: Here comes Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald: it's a good-
Guy 1: (closes the tv) Who is that announcer?
Guy 2: i dont know, I guess he's an unknown announcer.
Ronald McDonald: it's a good-
Guy 1: (closes the tv) Who is that announcer?
Guy 2: i dont know, I guess he's an unknown announcer.
by Malleo Malleo September 2, 2022
Get the Unknown Announcermug. By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.
Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Announcersmug. by INSANEJACK May 7, 2009
Get the TO BE ANNOUNCEDmug. An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the All American announcermug. 
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Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Publicmug.