Bruh, that girl you had here last night was staanky. You seriously had some anchovies on your pelvis.
by Anchovies on your pelvis October 29, 2019

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

A dyke. A lesbian. Originates from the smell of anchovies that often exudes from the vagina of an andovian scale-sucker.
by Jibber July 5, 2006

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021

by Zeminator November 26, 2016

1. Idiom; describing a thing, or event, that is highly unlikely.
2. A lie (see also pigeon milk)
also;
3. Let the buyer beware.
2. A lie (see also pigeon milk)
also;
3. Let the buyer beware.
by elm nop January 16, 2005

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
by anonymous November 30, 2020
