The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.
From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.
The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.
Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.
Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.
From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.
The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.
Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.
Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.
The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.
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Cheyne: I hear you have so many enemies. Who would be your archenemy?
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A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.
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A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
Person 1: Power-lifting and Strongman events are real workouts, CrossFit is just an easy way of getting injured.
Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?
Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.
Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?
Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.
Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?
Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?
Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.
Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?
Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.
Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?
Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
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