ass cock anonymous

a person that you dont know the name of, but is a total and complete idiot

that guy in my math class is a major ass cock anonymous

by Conrad Negron December 3, 2006

anonymouse

A mouse that you haven't given a name to yet.

A: Here's my pet mouse.
B: Aww, cute. What's its name?
A: Dunno yet.
B: Ah, an anonymouse.

by Tim XYZ November 9, 2003

Anonymous

A group of LOW LIFE online hackers who think its funny to hack into people's computers and make their life a living hell. Probly all computer nerds who cant do shit to people in real life so they cause choas on the internet and post people's personal information EVERYWHERE. Then they get their phone number and leave them threatening messages and post their address out. They say stupid sayings like, i heard you like mudkipz or take ur memes somewhere else. Basically, they are just losers.

anonymous: i heard you like mudkipz
person: i fucked your mom 3 times on ur bed and didnt wash your blankets.
anonymous: im gonna hack you because im a pussy and cant do shit in real life

by duckieduckduckofallduckinson January 21, 2009

Kellyanne Anonymous

A nickname growing in popularity for Trump’s last confidante, Kellyanne Conway, as it becomes increasingly clear that she is the “anonymous” author of the recent explosive White House tell-all.

Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Anonymous Gorilla

A distant cousin of the Stranger, involving atleast one glove, having the appearance of a gorilla's mitt. The subject shall proceed in to pleasuring him or herself whilst pleading for mercy aloud and taking moment to immitate his assailant's grunts. One might also fantasize about standing too close to the gorilla cage and/or being caught outside in the wilderness by some beast. This act is often performed in a private zoo type setting or while watching Animal Planet.

"Last night I was watching a documentary on mating rituals of other primates for school, so to get in the mood I decided to hook myself up with an Anonymous Gorilla."

by kjcw September 24, 2006

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

anonymousx

Dubstep dj that always pwns.

guy:Did you see that anonymousx kid from vegas?

girl:yeah i cream my pants everytime

by Crybook December 19, 2010