americonsumer

The mindless shopper, led by the nose by half-truths and misleading advertising, believing that brand name products will give them soul-satisfaction or better benefit than similar even better made products that are less heavily advertised.

"The FDA changed the name of Aspartame to Amino Sweet in an effort to fool the Americonsumer into believing that rat poison is protein". or "Tony the Tiger and the Pillsbury Doughboy are two of the slick and slimy characters telling Americonsumer Mothers that it is OK to feed their obese progeny chemicals and GMO's".

by Franswami April 13, 2014

Americola

A beverage that made from a mixture of Coca-Cola and coffee. While there is no official recipe, the most common way of making an Americola is dropping a shot of espresso (or 2 for extra energy) into a 16.9oz Coca-Cola bottle. Another way is to mix 2 parts Coca-Cola and 1 part concentrated cold brew coffee.

I'm in the mood for a tasty drink that'll provide me with lots of energy; I think I'll make an Americola.

by FRCaralho November 29, 2020

apricock

the shitiest new colour of the Play station, X box, cctv generation, refered to as emo's that boldly wear thinking its the new black. "IT IS NOT"

thats a nice colour of shirt you are wearing there buddy is that peach or pink?? " no no no its apricock!! "

by Clark Bent March 3, 2011

Americo-Liberian

An African American Immigrant that Permanently resides in Liberia. Or American born Liberian that lives by his parents upbringing that come from Liberia.

Sekou: I'm sick and fucking tired of Harlem, I want to go to Liberia. I can have all the Chicks I want!

Justice: Then that'll make you an Americo-Liberian.

Sekou: WORD?

Justice: Yeah. You live there and get all the chicks. I don't think you're going to leave and come back here my man.

Sekou and Justice: (LAUGHING)

by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 17, 2010

americk

A Man who loves the art of music, historian skills, loves his family, Sexier than he thinks & doesn't believe in having an Open Mind! One thing for sure he is an Natural Born Leader but he is afraid to recognize it! He is hard to catch but when he caught, he gives his All!

THIS MAN AMERICK IS A KEEPER IF YOU CAN CATCH HIM, ONLY HIS MATCH CAN TAME HIM!

by Tasina Topa Win December 18, 2016

Americola

An alcoholic drink consisting of soda (preferably Coca-Cola) with Whiskey.

Josh: Dude, I'm so drunk!! That Americola fucked me up, bra!

by Kira96 September 20, 2017

Americow

Subspecies of the North-Americunt.Refrigerator-like,hirstute mammal of apparently indeterminate gender.Gender may be tentavively determined by threatening with a full sentence,or prodding with super size Freedom fries and diet Coke.If the creature emits a nasal wail expressing entitlement,the beast may be female(or more likely hermaphroditic).Often enlarges mouth in a vain attempt to make it's posterior look smaller.Emits stench of rotten onions when aroused or threatened.

Garden varitey Americows;Rosie O'Donnell
Ann Coulter(ectomorphic mutation)
Barbara Bush
Angelina Jolie

by harryscrotum March 17, 2009