Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
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I can say Alona is a great prentender because you don't know whether she's really happy or sad. An Alona is expert in wearing mask in order for her to hide her feelings. She is caring and loving but sometimes that's too much of her that's why people think she is too attached.
People don't know that behind an Alona's smile is a sad human. She's the silent type inside their house but the kinda talkative in public.
---When you anger Alona she's the worst beast you'll encounter!
An Alona is an introvert person and also extrovert. When she is close to you and cares for you, then you are lucky creature because she will never leave no matter how many times you leave her.
She won't give up easily and it's inclined to her thinking ability because Alona is a professional overthinker!
But you're doomed when she's the one who will give up. SHE HAVE TRUST ISSUES and trust me you don't like to mess up with her!
Overall you'll be happy to be with her. If you know ALONA, hug her everytime you see her! Believe me she just want love, you don't know what's going on in her life.
I can say Alona is a great prentender because you don't know whether she's really happy or sad. An Alona is expert in wearing mask in order for her to hide her feelings. She is caring and loving but sometimes that's too much of her that's why people think she is too attached.
People don't know that behind an Alona's smile is a sad human. She's the silent type inside their house but the kinda talkative in public.
---When you anger Alona she's the worst beast you'll encounter!
An Alona is an introvert person and also extrovert. When she is close to you and cares for you, then you are lucky creature because she will never leave no matter how many times you leave her.
She won't give up easily and it's inclined to her thinking ability because Alona is a professional overthinker!
But you're doomed when she's the one who will give up. SHE HAVE TRUST ISSUES and trust me you don't like to mess up with her!
Overall you'll be happy to be with her. If you know ALONA, hug her everytime you see her! Believe me she just want love, you don't know what's going on in her life.
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