Austen

An austen is a very special person, he is very cute and handsome, always smiling. And has one of those faces where when he walks into a room, he’s usually the one with the most attention on him. Austens tend to be so outgoing and easy to talk to. Espacally funny, he will do anything to make someone smile. Austens typically are emotional people who feel everyone’s emotions around them and they hate when someone is sad. If you are an austen, you don’t always care who your friends are, you don’t care how popular they are or how many other friends they have, you just love them for who they are and that’s such a good quality to have. As for relationships, sometimes he will be unsure of his feelings but let me tell you, austen is the most loyal, caring, understanding, loving person to ever be in a relationship with. If you’re ever in a hard spot in life, he will be there for you every step of the way, ready to talk. Sometimes Austen has a hard time expressing his feelings so never forget to ask him how his day went or if he is okay. An Austen is just such a perfect person to have in your life, if you have an austen, always be careful what you say around him and never hurt him because he is not very forgiving. If you have such a perfect person like an austen, never let them go, and never hurt them, because when you do, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

Oh, you know that guy austen? Yeah, he’s perfect. Never let that boy go.

by Yendysmortsde May 21, 2018

Austen

Where to even begin...? Austen is a sweet and sexy guy. He knows how to sweet talk a girl. Austen has a good heart and knows how to make anyone feel better even if it may seem impossible at the time. He even says these flirty things that make you melt inside. Austen is a one of a kind person. If there is a problem, he will try his best to fix it as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, he tends to cause drama. But that doesn't mean people don't stop loving him. Even if you start to dislike him...give it up because he will make you love him without even knowing it. He can take over your dreams, you can easily have dreams with him there or about him. Austen is someone you couldn't have gone without knowing.

B-That Austen is really somethin'!

H- I know! He is such a great guy!
B- I know, I can't stop loving him even if I tried.
H- He has that affect on girls!

by brebre895 October 30, 2011

Austenlamaliciousdocious

The act of falling over a baby seal, then being hit in the head by a giraffe.

I was careful not to austenlamaliciousdocious, as the animal protection people were watching.

by tkelly September 10, 2007

Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020

asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Austen Lee Tucker

A gay boy who thinks they are smart and can get girls. But in the end he is wrong. He can be very sensitive and twitches. He even might have his own sister measure his 1 incher. But in the end he is a cool friend to have.

Me: is the Austen Lee Tucker
Another person: I heard he was gay

by RebelZ06 August 24, 2021

Asten moment

An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,

A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021