Alimony

A monthly payment Men are forced to pay to their Wife's for the pass used of their Vagina.

Also known as vaginamoney.

One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.

Bob divorced that cheating slut but he was still forced to pay alimony to that bitch.

by Kunzy D January 6, 2012

alimzhan

the coolest dude ever with the biggest monster cock you’ll ever see.

random dude: yo have you seen alimzhan? mans got a banging 60 inch monster cock!

by alimismybabe September 24, 2018

Alim the good lad

A small, happy fellow who likes playing useless games on his phone.

Alim the good lad: Sharing raisins like a good lad

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

alamo

a wonderful song by alec benjamin.

STREAM

THESE TWO WINDOWS

Please give me a reason to believe all the lies
'Cause my teachers and the media are ghouls in disguise
Abusing their authority to proselytize
But nothing they report to me could change my mind
I need a vacation from the way things have been
Because I'm growing impatient, yeah, it's boiling my skin
Had enough manipulation, can you just let me live? Mm
Live my life
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw
This is my Alamo, this, this is my Alamo
Please give me a reason to give up on myself
You can tell me that it's treason, this is stand and rebel
I won't pledge you my allegiance, I'll just bid you farewell, mm
And goodbye
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw
This is my Alamo, this, this is my Alamo
I know that on the surface it might seem like I'm just fine
But I can't eat, I barely sleep, sometimes I wanna run and hide
Feel like I'm dying in this cage, my soul is trapped, I feel confined
And I just wish they'd let me out so I could finally live my life
I'm not gonna give in, if I have to fight
Then I'm willing to give my life, rather die
Than lay down on my back, got no white flag to throw

by shawnxalec June 29, 2020

Alimeno P

(Noun)- the 12th letter of the English language alphabet.

i.e. H I J K Alimeno P etc.

jon- who needs 26 letters when you can have 22? less to remember. that's my motto

jay- wow jon, your Awesomocity meter just rose 2 points!!

jon- yea! I'm no longer NEGATIVE!

by Passy McTouchdown February 6, 2009

alimamy

Someone who tall, dark and fucking sexy. Can destroy kids on NBA 2K and in Basketball.

That guy is so Alimamy. I versed him in NBA last night. He destroyed me.

by Iceberg Slim August 3, 2017

Alamoddism

The act of stopping teen pregnancy by taking it in the ass. Cause the ass doesn't have ovaries.

One dude jumps the other dude from the behind and he falls.
Other bypasser: ALAMODDISM!

by Yggyhh April 17, 2010