affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

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Can't-Afford Cop

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.

Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.

by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011

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Clare Axford

A Person which is fat and ugly and looks like a man, smells like shit and has a way of turnin people against you.. she deserves to get eaten my some llamas and then spat out and then get beaten up by sticks by us,, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!!!

Oh that clare axford is a rite cunt.. we all hate her!!!.. go roll down a hill ..

by Miss Flop And Miss Mopp February 24, 2009

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axford

A Goliath a penis so big it destroys the passion and scares the women with his size

Your Axford mesmerises me and I worry about walking home tomorrow

by Yogini Martini February 11, 2017

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Alferdz

Marvelous, fantastic, knowledgeable, immortal, spearhead, amazing, extraordinary, supernatural, phenomenal, stupendous, miraculous, spectacular, miraculous, humble, and most of all divine.

He is so Alferdz-like! The way he groomed himself everyday is gorgeous in it's own way.

by Immo69 June 9, 2021

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