Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008