Alanitus

1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.

2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.

1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."

2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"

Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"

by BigBootyBree April 1, 2013

Araneth

Nice funny caring girl that youll want to keep forever

Hey Araneth is mine ❤

by _DuhItzMee_ October 5, 2019

alaney

a name for someone who is very determined, caring & someone who does/gives things to others who won’t do the same

My daughter’s name is a Alaney because I knew from the start she would be an angel.

by ayvani November 30, 2020

azaneth

If you have an Azaneth in your life, don't ever let her go. Your world is falling apart? Find an Azaneth. Huge ass. Don't laugh at her when she's sick. She'll probably bite your head off. Hilarious, she'll beat you to the punch, but probably not before spilling coffee on herself. An Azaneth belongs with sexy firemen. Don't fuck it up. You'll never want to lose an Azaneth. She doesn't mind if you stare at her awesome body, just don't make it weird. Azaneth's hate garlic but will eat it if you give it to her, she's kind. Smart and hard working- she'll make you fall in love. Never let go of an Azaneth.

"Did you see that girl?" -random guy
"The one with the huge ass?" -other random guy
"Yeah!" -random guy
"Thats Azaneth." -other random guy

by iloveazanetheveryday November 24, 2021

'toy alante

A phrase use by Dominican people to describe they're "hot" or "up on things". Used mostly by people with no personality at all and a high self esteem, way higher than normal. The users Like to brag about the material shit their parents get them, but they ain't shit themselves. Dont really do anything for society and never had a job. The toy alante phrase user is a dumbass deep inside and lacks any type of skills.

Mi papa me compro un carro con el dinero que se robo del gobierno, 'toy alante.
Random bilingual person dumbass...

by Toronto Raptors January 29, 2008

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

alante

The most disrespectful asshole youll ever meet

Dont be an alante

by Alpaca juice July 11, 2016