Akerna

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.

Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.

by The_Mark July 10, 2019

akira

noun. a crazy kid, hard to figure, but is made to be difficult, complicated but very loving and can make friends easily. Love's music, and anyone that is musically inclined. An Akira never lies, and is a person people usually seek for. Syn: Amazing

Akira is everything, i've always wanted.

by akitatauaru October 24, 2008

akraku

IFunny OG, 40+ year veteran, served in Iraq, Vietnam, Syria , wisconsin.
Favorite movie: spy kids 3

Akraku: A noble gangster who shoots unstable niggers

by thooott February 25, 2019

Akram

He is a athletic person in sports he will try his best.when he wants he will work hard and will not let people get away with anything that has been done to hurt him. he is a nice and friendly person that will not express his feelings unless it is a person very close to him such as a brother or sister he can get used to different environment where he does not know anyone and he will be straight up with his love to anyone and can be distracted by bad things often

Friend1:Akram is the best
Friend2:I know he's just the best

by Everyones names meanings May 28, 2018

akira cookie weirdo

a gachatuber who is underrated at editing and needs more support and attention

akira cookie weirdo is the best gachatuber

by Minni_XOX October 14, 2020

Akira Kurosawa

The greatest japanese film director of the twentieth century. made the "Samurai films" popular.

Kurosawa directed "seven samurai"

by MC whitefish January 2, 2004

Malin Akerman

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

by yeeha March 28, 2009