airplane

A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie.

-Surely you can't be serious
-I am serious, and stop calling me
Shirley.

by Amazing Larry December 19, 2003

airplane glue

An adhesive used in attaching pieces of a scale model kit together. This glue melts and bonds the plastic, def. 9 or balsa wood it comes into contact with. During the 1950's and 60's, when scale model kits reached their height of popularity, only adults could purchase this glue because it was abused by mischievous children addicted to inhaling the vapors. The gaseous particles emanating from the stringy, sticky glue caused light-headedness and a weezy, def. 7 feeling. Testors manufactured an airplane glue in a distinctive orange colored tube. High concentrations of airplane dope, used in flying model kit assembly, can produce similar results.

"You've got a nice model there. All you need to get started is some paint and airplane glue, and a well ventilated work space."

by Nick Estes February 15, 2006

airplane boner

As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.

Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...

by MisterMack May 7, 2018

airplane dress

When a woman's dress is so short when she bends over you can see all the way to the cock pit.

Sally had that black leather airplane dress on today and wasn't wearing any underware. She bent over to pick up a dollar and I seen every hair on that cock pit.

by cocksman32 June 26, 2016

Airplane Driver

A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.

"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.

by zakyu December 26, 2019

Airplane!

Hilarious 1980 movie. After the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to Chicago from Los Angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man Ted Stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the Vietnam War.

The movie is known for it's very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says "Okay boys, lets get some pictures". They then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).

I got annoyed when my friend kept uttering the "don't call me Shirley" joke from Airplane!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011

airplane boner

An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.

I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.

by MisterMack February 20, 2018