bloody asterisk

to have such a shit as to make ur ass bleed.*

Oh man! I just had such a fuckin' dirty shit, check out my bloody asterisk.

by BIGSTRAP August 10, 2006

asterisk 29

A computer supplies company in california.

<_<
>_>

Asterisk 29 supplied me with this awesome mouse pad

by astersupp. December 28, 2004

asterisk

A symbol used to signify action when talking on IMs.

The asterisk is the * symbol.

Guy one: *cough* loser. What were you thinking? *bitch slaps*

Guy two: I don't know. Anyone could have made that mistake.

by Gibberling February 16, 2006

asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.

Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.

by MrSteve December 1, 2007

Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

alterism

When people think religion will solve all their problems

Kate: Religion is the best thing in the world babe

James: Is that alterism?

Kate: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT IT THAT WAY! OMG! BABE!

by New Scientists March 5, 2012

Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008