I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
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Advicehole is the person who continually asks for your advice, but does not do anything WITH that advice except use it as a hook to continue a running conversation that is all about their problems. These people are not your friends because they offer much less than they give. You may find that these people are generally fickle. They will talk behind your back. Don't harbor any illusions.
I have a "friend" who keeps doing stupid things like getting drunk and stealing a purse (then coming to me to help dispose of the evidence). She got so drunk at an office party that she lost her dream job (then I have to do her resume). I'm not so much a friend as a resource.
This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.
This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.
by Dougie Fitz November 19, 2013
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Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."
Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."
Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."
Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."
Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."
Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
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2. can you be my trip adviser? ive never done weed before, so im not sure what's going to happen
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