ADS

an acronym for Asian Driver Syndrome. The stereotype that asians drive badly

Ohh man, that guy nearly ran me over. He has some really strong ADS going on!

by YAREMAMAN May 21, 2010

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It is a thing you can write if you are angry

FUCK - types ads

by Ass_Hole_man August 3, 2003

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Standing for All Dem Shits, a crew out of Teaneck, NJ who throw the biggest parties and smoke ridiculous amounts of weed. First started as a freestlye crew.

" Damn dude ADS parties crazy i wanna be in that crew"

"ADS in ya face muthfuckas!"

by Sec$ May 1, 2009

ADS

Also know as Ashy Dick Syndrome is when a person of the male gender doesn't have sex for so long that the skin on his dick is dry and flaky

Joshua hasn't had sex in forever must have that ADS too!

by VCUSlumpCam February 13, 2014

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This acronym is most commonly described as these two things

1. this is an acronym "Aim Down Sight".
Most likely to be used in a first or sometimes 3rd person shooter. If you play on console the most typical way to Aim Down Sight is to hold the Left trigger button. On PC it's usually done by Left clicking and holding it down.

2. The other acronym is "Accidental Dick Suck" which in theory sounds like it would never happen. But sometimes shit happens. This is most commonly used by hoes that are trying not to be hoeish.

1.
Person 1:"Bro you would have killed him if you ADSed
Person 2:"Yeah but I didnt see him comeing and didn't have time to react

2.
Hoe 1: "Yo I didn't mean to Suck off Steve I ADSed I swear!"
Person 2: "How the hell does that even happen??"

by That messedup September 27, 2018

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Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

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ADS is the measurement of the speed of somebody's American Dad speedrun.

His ADS is over 9000.

I wish I could get an ADS over 7.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020