acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

adorable

Irresistibly charming, sweet,funny, and just totally cute in a way that makes you sigh.

Jeff is the most adorable guy ever!

by xxooxxooxxoo January 3, 2009

Adorable

Maddie Bulleyment from Six the Musical UK Tour who is too adorable for some people

Anne :“LOOK AT THAT DOG! IT IS SO ADORABLE”
Katherine : “I KNOW! JUST LIKE MADDIE FROM SIX”
Anne : "OH MY GOD, YOU ARE RIGHT"

by catherine.parr.1512 June 1, 2020

adorableboarded

Adorableboarded is when someone gets tortured with adorableness, instead of water.

It was like being waterboarded! except I was adorableboarded.

by tom-tom4ever November 14, 2009

adorabald

When a person who shaves his or her head on a daily basis or is naturally bald, identifies with the general public as being "cute" or "attractive" for his or her baldness.

Alice: Gosh, that sheen is insane!
Pat: I know, isn't Bob adorabald?
Alice: Sure is, Pat, sure is.

by skanhai April 11, 2011

Adorabawesome

Pronounced adora-bawesome. Simultaneously adorable and awesome.

Hank and Katherine Green's song about Nerdfighterlike was so adorabawesome.

by AHorseNamedLarry February 3, 2013

Adorable

You are adorable af uwu ;)

Look in the mirror and the defenition of adorable is right there

by Stīk. May 5, 2019