When a person who shaves his or her head on a daily basis or is naturally bald, identifies with the general public as being "cute" or "attractive" for his or her baldness.
by skanhai March 25, 2011
The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.
by skanhai February 06, 2011