According to Google 

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

According to Google by valleymd September 23, 2012

act accordingly 

When youtube decides to allow Logan paul to post a video showing a man who hung himself and even let it be on trending

Girl1: Did you see that awful logan paul video with the dead guy in it?
Girl 2: yeah it was on trending
Girl1: youtube really acted accordingly huh
Girl2: act accordingly? Bitch where

act accordingly by Am_Lia January 12, 2018

Accordian 

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

Accordian by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Accordian 

An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.

The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.


Suicide.

Accordian by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Accerdent 

n. I killed the accerdent!
v. I accerdentlied my gun (used with object)
adj. I was a calculator before the accerdent. (used without object)

1.John was a guy before the accerdent.

Accerdent by BarbedCrux December 6, 2009

accordance clothing

a clothing line created and owned by Cameron Michael Yager.Created in 2007.
find out more and order shirts at www.myspace.com/accordanceclothing1

accordance clothing is awesome.

accordance clothing by Accordance Clothing December 27, 2008

accordian 

attributable to

accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.

accordian by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003