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acockplished

After a long night of trying, you finally get the dick. You then feel acockplished!
Girl last night I finally fucked Tyrone! Mission acockplished.

Fucked three guys last night. I feel acockplished.

I'm proud of you, bout time you got the D. So acockplished.
by Lulu and lolo February 26, 2014
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Mission Accomplished!

Something Donald Trump would say on his Twitter account to make whole nation believe he knows what he's doing even though it really isn't correct and only smart people see the real truth.
Trump: Great job! We just destroyed another useless 10$ tent in Syria we saw as a potential target with chemical weapons facility. Mission Accomplished!
by MJ Tenos May 27, 2018
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Accomplice

The TOP ranking of any kind of friendship. If you are titled accomplice, then you should be honored, and proud that you are that good of a friend.
Sophia: Hey, I want you to be my accomplice

Me: OH MY GOOOSSSHHHH
by sophiasaccomplice May 23, 2016
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Achomlishment

A word used by low-iq, small handed, orange individuals as an attempt to scare other low-iq, typically Southern people into doing their bidding.
by 84fierocrookedantenna May 23, 2019
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Smell your accomplishments

Something immature bitches on the bus make up to insult you which usually means close your legs you smell.
Damnnn girl smell your accomplishments!
by JessaBabe February 26, 2009
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Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking

Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.

The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!
by Erofee March 9, 2013
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accompshitment

ac·com·pshit·ment (noun)

1. The act of accomplishing absolutely nothing or the state of being unaccomplished.
2. Something not completed successfully; an complete failure.
3. An lack of skill or expertise:
4. No Social poise or grace.
After the offshore IT team completely botched a simple request to move a database from one server to another:

Patel: Mr. John, please to tell request is completed

John: Yes, I was reviewing the results.... quite an accompshitment.
by El Douchebag January 22, 2011
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